Dream garage, with a twist.

"not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada)
03/26/2016 at 23:04 • Filed to: None

(Sorry Wobbles) I’ve had an idea for a dream garage thread. You can pick any vehicle you want, no price limit, no limit on how many you can have, but with one catch. Your entire garage can not have one single car or truck. What do you get? These would be my picks.

I’d get an R1200GS Beamer as my DD.

Triumph Daytona for track days (bro)

Honda CRF250L for driving over things, and winter usage.

Polaris RZR for when I’m feeling like I want a bit more enclosure.

Sea-Doo Spark for water purposes.

Polaris Rush for winter hoonage.

Ford Transit 3500 for towing everything (I didn’t say no cargo vans!)

And last, but very much not least, a Prevost coach bus converted into an RV for cross-country journeys.

What would your garage contain Oppo?

DISCUSSION (27)

interstate366, now In The Industry > not for canada - australian in disguise
03/26/2016 at 23:11

Land Cruiser. Unless that counts as a truck.

djmt1 > not for canada - australian in disguise
03/26/2016 at 23:11

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I like trains.

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not for canada - australian in disguise > djmt1
03/26/2016 at 23:12

I mean, I didn’t have model trains in mind when I said “Dream Garage”...

But damnit, that’s a way better usage of space than motor vehicles ever will be.

not for canada - australian in disguise > interstate366, now In The Industry
03/26/2016 at 23:12

I think it counts as a truck. Should have said “passenger vehicles”.

PushToStart > not for canada - australian in disguise
03/26/2016 at 23:14

Polaris Slingshot, Morgan 3 wheeler, and an F4U Corsair and a fully custom private 747. You never said anything about planes. And it’s a big garage.

not for canada - australian in disguise > PushToStart
03/26/2016 at 23:16

I mean, if the garage can fit a coach bus, it could probably fit a plane.

GE90man > not for canada - australian in disguise
03/26/2016 at 23:17

mercedes class v class AMG pack

Airbus a330 private jet (I’d need a slightly bigger garage)

one a380 private jet, because why not

Boeing 777-300er BBJ, because I want a boeing

spacex falcon 9

Mars rover

F22 fighter jet

embrarer legacy 500

airwheel

lawnmower, so someone besides me can now my lawn

I mean why not

scoob > not for canada - australian in disguise
03/26/2016 at 23:18

Assuming I knew how to ride motorcycles, never mind that I don’t know much about motorcycles:

BMW S1000RR

BMW GS 1200

Ducati 899 Panigale

MV Agusta F4 Tamburini (the name sounds awesome)

Honda Grom

Honda CBR 600

Kawasaki H2

Triumph Bonneville

Triumph Thruxton

And one of those fancy luxury Mercedes vans whose names I can’t remember.

pip bip - choose Corrour > not for canada - australian in disguise
03/26/2016 at 23:19

Kinja'd!!!

manual V8 ute!

mazda616 > not for canada - australian in disguise
03/26/2016 at 23:19

Yikes. I like BMW motorcycles, just because. So I’d have one of those.

BMW K 1300 S

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Van?

Nissan Lafesta Highway Star. A Mazda5 with a different front end and Nissan badging. Japan only but this is a dream garage, right? This would be a cool daily driver.

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I would also want a Volkswagen Vanagon. Camper.

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And, an all-wheel-drive GMC Safari. Because.

not for canada - australian in disguise > pip bip - choose Corrour
03/26/2016 at 23:19

Good loophole.

pip bip - choose Corrour > not for canada - australian in disguise
03/26/2016 at 23:21

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > not for canada - australian in disguise
03/26/2016 at 23:32

Kinja'd!!!

Limo!

Cherry_man1 > not for canada - australian in disguise
03/26/2016 at 23:32

Torino, everything will be torino.

Torino Wagon, Torino Ranchero, Torino GT, Torino Braughm.

scoob > scoob
03/26/2016 at 23:32

APPARENTLY I’M NOT CREATIVE ENOUGH!

I’ll also take a Morgan Three Wheeler, Boeing 787 with all new internals so no fire-y bits, CH-47 Chinook to transport all my motorcycles I can’t actually ride but somehow can for this scenario, a Blackhawk (I fly all the time in Arma so I can fly in real life!), some sort of aircraft carrier, a working F-35, an SR-71 Blackbird (because Oppo), and an F-117 Nighthawk, all disarmed of course.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/26/2016 at 23:33

Those must be the worst wheels I’ve ever seen.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > not for canada - australian in disguise
03/26/2016 at 23:35

Well they didn’t have a Tercel limo so I just gave up.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/26/2016 at 23:38

I GISed “Toyota Tercel limo” and this is what came up.

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This must be the best thing I’ve ever seen.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > not for canada - australian in disguise
03/26/2016 at 23:39

That poor 5-door metro...

Dusty Ventures > not for canada - australian in disguise
03/26/2016 at 23:40

All road legal:

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And, for maximum abuse of your rules, I will live out my childhood fantasy with this, de-weaponized and with the bomb bays converted into sleeping quarters/vehicle storage:

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